(This was written up until 2017-04-19)
I found another strange book:
Lovetello the Hero
by Happyguy
The Nether! Not a place I’d want to live, but great for adventures!
On this particular adventure, I was exploring a nether fortress, looking for nether wart. It was not the first time I had done this, but all of my previously acquired nether wart had been taken by a malfunctioning Repair-O-Tron!
I explored the tall bridges, placing torches on the right-hand side so I could easily find my way back. Suddenly, a fireball slammed into the side of the fortress! I quickly turned around and took out my bow to shoot at the ghast, but to my surprise, there was no ghast--only a squid, hovering in the air!
Although I was surprised to find a squid in the Nether, I didn't let that stop me from loosing an arrow of poison at the volitant cephalopod! The projectile hit its mark, and the squid aimed another fireball at me, but I expertly deflected it with a swing of my arm. The blazing missile sailed back toward its origin, hitting the squid square in the face--and dealing a killing blow!
I watched gunpowder and ink tumble into the lava below, then turned to continue my exploration. No sooner had I begun walking, however, than three more fireballs came shooting past me! I whirled back around, and discovered that five more squid were floating in place of their fallen sibling, with even more joining them as I stood there! Quickly assessing the situation, I made a tactical retreat into the depths of the nether fortress!
As I rushed through the shadow halls, the pursuing squid's explosions echoed behind me. Hoping to lose them, I twisted and turned through the crimson corridors, but no such luck--the fiery molluscs stayed hot on my trail!
Eventually, I was chased out of the structure, onto a bridge that ended in front of a cliff face. I was cornered! I faced my foes, prepared for the worst, but before I could do anything, a potion of harming sailed over my head, landing in the middle of the group of squid.
I looked upward, and watched in awe as a glowing blue figure leapt off the cliff, landing gracefully beside me without taking a single point of damage! This dashing hero sped toward my pursuers, and quickly dispatched them with a few well-placed slashes from his diamond sword! As he scooped up the drops and turned toward me, I got a closer look at his appearance. His body was composed entirely of cerulean flame <??? APPEARANCE ???>--and he had a wondrous glowing heart shape in the middle of his face!
"Greetings, Happyguy," my saviour said. "Pleased to make your acquaintance. I hope those squid didn't cause too much trouble preceding my arrival."
"Wow!" I said. "That was amazing! What's your name?"
"I am known as Lovetello," he replied.
"Oh, like the heart on your face!"
"There is a causal relationship there, yes. What brings you to the Nether on this fine day?"
"I'm just searching for nether wart. I've collected it before, of course, but
I found another strange book:
Lovetello the Hero
by Happyguy
The Nether! Not a place I’d want to live, but great for adventures!
On this particular adventure, I was exploring a nether fortress, looking for nether wart. It was not the first time I had done this, but all of my previously acquired nether wart had been taken by a malfunctioning Repair-O-Tron!
I explored the tall bridges, placing torches on the right-hand side so I could easily find my way back. Suddenly, a fireball slammed into the side of the fortress! I quickly turned around and took out my bow to shoot at the ghast, but to my surprise, there was no ghast--only a squid, hovering in the air!
Although I was surprised to find a squid in the Nether, I didn't let that stop me from loosing an arrow of poison at the volitant cephalopod! The projectile hit its mark, and the squid aimed another fireball at me, but I expertly deflected it with a swing of my arm. The blazing missile sailed back toward its origin, hitting the squid square in the face--and dealing a killing blow!
I watched gunpowder and ink tumble into the lava below, then turned to continue my exploration. No sooner had I begun walking, however, than three more fireballs came shooting past me! I whirled back around, and discovered that five more squid were floating in place of their fallen sibling, with even more joining them as I stood there! Quickly assessing the situation, I made a tactical retreat into the depths of the nether fortress!
As I rushed through the shadow halls, the pursuing squid's explosions echoed behind me. Hoping to lose them, I twisted and turned through the crimson corridors, but no such luck--the fiery molluscs stayed hot on my trail!
Eventually, I was chased out of the structure, onto a bridge that ended in front of a cliff face. I was cornered! I faced my foes, prepared for the worst, but before I could do anything, a potion of harming sailed over my head, landing in the middle of the group of squid.
I looked upward, and watched in awe as a glowing blue figure leapt off the cliff, landing gracefully beside me without taking a single point of damage! This dashing hero sped toward my pursuers, and quickly dispatched them with a few well-placed slashes from his diamond sword! As he scooped up the drops and turned toward me, I got a closer look at his appearance. His body was composed entirely of cerulean flame <??? APPEARANCE ???>--and he had a wondrous glowing heart shape in the middle of his face!
"Greetings, Happyguy," my saviour said. "Pleased to make your acquaintance. I hope those squid didn't cause too much trouble preceding my arrival."
"Wow!" I said. "That was amazing! What's your name?"
"I am known as Lovetello," he replied.
"Oh, like the heart on your face!"
"There is a causal relationship there, yes. What brings you to the Nether on this fine day?"
"I'm just searching for nether wart. I've collected it before, of course, but
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