Chibawkia

As I was going home from exploring, I found an obsidian wall. For some reason, there was a zombie and some skeletons wearing pumpkins, along with some creepers, standing next to it. The skeletons were holding splash potions of poison, and one of the zombies was placing ladders up the wall. I cautiously approached them.

A skeleton turned to face me, and a chat message appeared:

"<Lesto> Stay back. We'd rather not waste time attacking you, but, if necessary, we can overwhelm you."

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"We're attacking Chibawkia, of course," Lesto said.

"Why? And what's Chibawkia?"

"Dr. Chibawk started this city, but he only lets endermen and his other agents in. In fact, they have spawners from dungeons and farm skeletons and zombies, and they hunt creepers just so they can put on firework shows! So we're attacking them."

The zombie stopped placing ladders two blocks from the top of the wall and started building a dirt platform next to the top of the ladder. Monsters began climbing the ladder.

"Hey," I said. "Could I  borrow a pumpkin--which will hopefully stop the endermen from noticing me--and go inside? Maybe I could find something out that would be useful to you."

"I suppose so..." said Lesto. "But if you attack us, we will kill you." He dropped a pumpkin toward me, and I put it on. Lesto started climbing the ladder, and I followed.

When all the skeletons were on the platform, they suddenly, all at once, jumped up and threw their splash potions over the wall. The zombie placed water on top of it, and creepers started swimming over the wall. I followed them. As I went over the wall, I noticed that there was a shadow with no discernible source covering the city.

Endermen started appearing and attacking the monsters. Fortunately, the pumpkin seemed to work, and they left me alone.

I fell into the water on the other side of the wall, then quickly walked away, careful to avoid the creepers, which were now exploding.

As I walked through the houses, which seemed taller than normal--to accommodate the three block tall endermen, of course--I saw some familiar buildings: MooTech, Rana's Froggy Clothing Shop, and...well, this one was sort of familiar. It was a small sandstone pyramid, covered in vines, and surrounded by two block tall vine-covered redstone lamp structures. There was a jungle tree next to it, and it had banners on it saying "Viney Tacos."

The vines and lamps reminded me of Viney Food, but the pyramid and word "taco" made me think of a book I found several months ago:

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My Friend TacoMan by Happyguy

My friend TacoMan lives in a desert temple! I met him when I was exploring!

Inside the temple, there was a lever with a sign by it that said "Don't flip this lever!"

I thought, "That's obviously a trick, so that people won't find the secret entrance to some diamonds or something!"

So I flipped it.

Some netherrack appeared, with a sign that said "Light the netherrack to complete the ritual."
A ritual! Cool!

So I lit the netherrack, and TacoMan appeared!

He ran toward me, swinging a sword, so I ran and hid, and started writing this.

But I'm sure he'll be my best friend when I explain that I wouldn't steal his diamonds!

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I went into Viney Tacos.

The Vineman was there, along with a player who looked like Steve with a taco as a head-- TacoMan, probably.

"DARN!" said the Vineman. "WE'RE OUT OF POISONOUS POTATO TACOS! HANG ON, I'LL GO GET SOME MORE."

The Vineman ran out of the room.

"Craftykids," whispered TacoMan. "Entity 303 told me about you."

"Entity 303? Do you work for him?"

"Maybe..." said TacoMan.

"Spying, perhaps?" I asked.

Before TacoMan could answer, the Vineman came back.

"WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? ATTACK HIM!"

Poisonous potatoes appeared everywhere, and TacoMan came at me with a sword.

I ran from the restaurant, and TacoMan ran after me. The endermen, seeming to notice me for the first time, attacked me too. I couldn't escape them all, and I died.

"An Exciting Mine"

When I was playing Minecraft, I found this book in a village:

An Exciting Mine by Happyguy

Today I went mining! I didn't find any diamonds, but I did find some other things! Here's what happened:

I was using TNT to mine a tunnel--it's much more fun that way--when I came to a cave. Maybe there would be diamonds in it! I walked in, but just then I heard an ominous hissing noise next to me. I sprinted off into the cave, but the creeper followed me and trapped me next to some lava! I quickly placed some TNT and, as the beast drew near, lit it with some flint and steel. The creeper started to swell, but the TNT exploded first, tossing the creeper into the lava!

I turned to leave, but heard more exploding sounds behind me. Looking back, I saw a monster made of lava, with TNT all over its body! No time to look for diamonds now! I ran away from this new monster, and it launched TNT at me. Its sizable form should've slowed it down in the comparatively small cave, but it just made more explosions and made the cave bigger!

As I was starting to get low on health, I saw an enderwoman and some sort of skinny black quadruped ahead of me.

The enderwoman turned her head and, seeing the creature, said, "Another one of Entity 303's creepers! Follow me. There's some water over this way!"

We ran through the cave until we came to pool of water, which I jumped into. The enderwoman and her pet stayed by the edge. Of course! Water hurts endermen!

The sound of exploding TNT got louder, and the monster came into view. When it was almost upon her, the enderwoman and her pet teleported away, and the lava being ran right into the water where I was hiding! It let out a roar as it hit the surface and was turned to stone.

I mined my way out and went to find the enderwoman.

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"Hi!" I said when I found her. "I'm Happyguy! Thanks for helping me kill that thing!"

"Sure. I'm Meran, and this," she said, gesturing at her pet, "is Dolent." The creature, which had been hanging its head 'til now, looked up, and I saw that it had red eyes, but there was something strange about them, almost like they were far away or were giant eyes that had been shrunk down.

"Hi," I said, and then, to Meran, "What is he? I've never seen anything like that."

"He's a redhound. Dr. Chibawk made them to find redstone for him. Most of the redhounds have been turned into furthermen, but we still use a few."

"Oh, I think I've met Dr. Chibawk! He's that ender-chicken guy who eats at Viney Food, right?"

"Yep."

"I don't know about furthermen, though. What are they?"

"They're basically red-eyed endermen which find redstone. And cake."

"Cool," I said. "Well, I'd better get back to mining! Bye!"

"Bye," said Meran, and I ran off.

The Tree-Climbers

I was exploring a mega taiga, collecting moss stone. As I destroyed a boulder, I thought I saw something moving in a tree. I looked up, and saw a brown form behind some leaves. Deciding that it must be a cow that spawned up there or something, I went back to mining.

As I kept walking through the forest I saw more brown things out of the corners of my eyes. Surely there weren't that many cows in trees!

Suddenly, something hit me from behind. Turning around, I saw a spider-ish creature, with no head and legs all around its body. I hit it back, and it scurried up a tree.

I started running through the forest. More spider-things jumped out of trees and chased me.

A redstone contraption came into view. I tried to go away from it, but the creatures herded me into it. Smoke started coming through the floor, and then a firework rocket came out--taking me with it into the air! Then it exploded, displaying the message "Buy at MooTech!" and I fell to the ground and died.

If you see brown shapes in trees, get away from them as fast as you can.

Princess Repierk

Today, I was in my house, putting away ore that I'd just been mining. When I closed the chest and turned around, there was a completely black player standing in my doorway. In the chat, this message appeared:

"<Forger> Hi. I'm the Forger. Herobrine sent me with a message: Entity 303 is sending Princess Repierk to come kill you."

"Who's Princess Repierk?" I asked.

"He's a Nether princess, and shoots fire from his hands."

"'He?'"

"Yes," said the Forger. "Also, I was going to leave a book containing the message in a furnace, but an enderman took it, so you should also watch out for signs of Dr. Chibawk. I put some diamond ore in a furnace, too. Use it to make armor and a sword."

Then he left. I went out and found the fourteen diamond ore, smelted it, and made a diamond sword, chestplate, and boots.


The next (Minecraft) day, Repierk came and attacked me. Like the Forger said, he shot fire out of his hands. What the Forger didn't say was that it was green, and going in water didn't put it out.

The armor helped, but I was dying. As I was wondering whether I'd be able to kill Princess Repierk before he killed me, the Vineman came running up and attacked him!

Before the Vineman could kill him, Repierk drank a cyan-colored potion and disappeared. The Vineman then turned on me, but instead of attacking, he said "ENJOY" and disappeared, leaving behind poisonous potatoes, and fire on my house.

Username666 and Entity 303

Today, I created a new world. The spawn was by a desert biome. Strangely, it was filled with flaming netherrack towers and nether brick fences with Steve heads on top (which don't work correctly with Craftykids Pack in the snapshots....I should do something about that.)

I walked into the desert and destroyed one of the heads. It was named "week1," in red text.

I went further in.

Eventually, I came upon a nether brick building (I found a village along the way). It had cake on top and redstone torches on the walls, but it looked like some of them were missing. There was no door or opening, so I destroyed some blocks and went in. Suddenly, the room went dark, leaving only the light from the redstone torches that lined the walls. I turned around. Where I had destroyed blocks to get in, there was now solid wall.

A wither skeleton appeared in front of me. No, not a wither skeleton--this creature had horns, was smiling, and shaking like a provoked enderman.

"I notice you're not wearing froggy clothing," I said.

A message appeared in the chat:

<username666> Of course not!

"So you don't work for Dr. Chibawk?"

"No!! In fact, it was his furthermen that took the cake and redstone torches!"

"You don't have something to do with Herobrine, do you?"

"Not him, either," said username666. "I work for Entity 303!"

"Who's that?" I asked.

"A ghost from the Nether--the new Herobrine. Or, rather, the new Dr. Chibawk. But Herobrine is getting all the fame, and Dr. Chibawk is competition, so we're fighting both of them! Plus, Dr. Chibawk steals our cake. And redstone. And now, I will kill you!"

Username666 hit me with his sword. I lost several hearts of life. But then a pig appeared in between us. A pig with all-white eyes. Heropiggy! He pushed username666 back, and username666 tried to hit him, but it didn't do any damage. Heropiggy looked back at me and grunted. I turned around, broke back through the wall, and ran out.

Some TNT fell next to me and exploded. A fireball shot over my head. I looked behind me, and saw a hooded player with red eyes. It had flaming netherrack around it, which moved with it.

A chat message said:

<Entity 303> Herobrine's pig came to save you. Anyone who has something to do with Herobrine MUST DIE!!

More fireballs and TNT rained down on me. I died.


When I respawned, I went away from the desert to find a better place to live. Along the way, I met the Vineman.

"What are you doing here?" I asked. "Don't you have a restaurant to run?"

NOT RIGHT NOW. ENTITY 303 TOOK OVER THE NETHER VILLAGE AND DESTROYED VINEY FOOD, BECAUSE DR. CHIBAWK EATS THERE. I STILL HAVE POISONOUS POTATOES, THOUGH.

He started throwing poisonous potatoes at me, and I ran away, and eventually found a good place to live.

Gold from Herobrine

Herobrine left me some gold!

"My Friend TacoMan"

Not necessarily related to Dr. Chibawk, but I found this book in a desert temple:


My Friend TacoMan by Happyguy

My friend TacoMan lives in a desert temple! I met him when I was exploring!

Inside the temple, there was a lever with a sign by it that said "Don't flip this lever!"

I thought, "That's obviously a trick, so that people won't find the secret entrance to some diamonds or something!"

So I flipped it.

Some netherrack appeared, with a sign that said "Light the netherrack to complete the ritual."

A ritual! Cool!

So I lit the netherrack, and TacoMan appeared!

He ran toward me, swinging a sword, so I ran and hid, and started writing this.

But I'm sure he'll be my best friend when I explain that I wouldn't steal his diamonds!