Princess Repierk

Today, I was in my house, putting away ore that I'd just been mining. When I closed the chest and turned around, there was a completely black player standing in my doorway. In the chat, this message appeared:

"<Forger> Hi. I'm the Forger. Herobrine sent me with a message: Entity 303 is sending Princess Repierk to come kill you."

"Who's Princess Repierk?" I asked.

"He's a Nether princess, and shoots fire from his hands."

"'He?'"

"Yes," said the Forger. "Also, I was going to leave a book containing the message in a furnace, but an enderman took it, so you should also watch out for signs of Dr. Chibawk. I put some diamond ore in a furnace, too. Use it to make armor and a sword."

Then he left. I went out and found the fourteen diamond ore, smelted it, and made a diamond sword, chestplate, and boots.


The next (Minecraft) day, Repierk came and attacked me. Like the Forger said, he shot fire out of his hands. What the Forger didn't say was that it was green, and going in water didn't put it out.

The armor helped, but I was dying. As I was wondering whether I'd be able to kill Princess Repierk before he killed me, the Vineman came running up and attacked him!

Before the Vineman could kill him, Repierk drank a cyan-colored potion and disappeared. The Vineman then turned on me, but instead of attacking, he said "ENJOY" and disappeared, leaving behind poisonous potatoes, and fire on my house.

Username666 and Entity 303

Today, I created a new world. The spawn was by a desert biome. Strangely, it was filled with flaming netherrack towers and nether brick fences with Steve heads on top (which don't work correctly with Craftykids Pack in the snapshots....I should do something about that.)

I walked into the desert and destroyed one of the heads. It was named "week1," in red text.

I went further in.

Eventually, I came upon a nether brick building (I found a village along the way). It had cake on top and redstone torches on the walls, but it looked like some of them were missing. There was no door or opening, so I destroyed some blocks and went in. Suddenly, the room went dark, leaving only the light from the redstone torches that lined the walls. I turned around. Where I had destroyed blocks to get in, there was now solid wall.

A wither skeleton appeared in front of me. No, not a wither skeleton--this creature had horns, was smiling, and shaking like a provoked enderman.

"I notice you're not wearing froggy clothing," I said.

A message appeared in the chat:

<username666> Of course not!

"So you don't work for Dr. Chibawk?"

"No!! In fact, it was his furthermen that took the cake and redstone torches!"

"You don't have something to do with Herobrine, do you?"

"Not him, either," said username666. "I work for Entity 303!"

"Who's that?" I asked.

"A ghost from the Nether--the new Herobrine. Or, rather, the new Dr. Chibawk. But Herobrine is getting all the fame, and Dr. Chibawk is competition, so we're fighting both of them! Plus, Dr. Chibawk steals our cake. And redstone. And now, I will kill you!"

Username666 hit me with his sword. I lost several hearts of life. But then a pig appeared in between us. A pig with all-white eyes. Heropiggy! He pushed username666 back, and username666 tried to hit him, but it didn't do any damage. Heropiggy looked back at me and grunted. I turned around, broke back through the wall, and ran out.

Some TNT fell next to me and exploded. A fireball shot over my head. I looked behind me, and saw a hooded player with red eyes. It had flaming netherrack around it, which moved with it.

A chat message said:

<Entity 303> Herobrine's pig came to save you. Anyone who has something to do with Herobrine MUST DIE!!

More fireballs and TNT rained down on me. I died.


When I respawned, I went away from the desert to find a better place to live. Along the way, I met the Vineman.

"What are you doing here?" I asked. "Don't you have a restaurant to run?"

NOT RIGHT NOW. ENTITY 303 TOOK OVER THE NETHER VILLAGE AND DESTROYED VINEY FOOD, BECAUSE DR. CHIBAWK EATS THERE. I STILL HAVE POISONOUS POTATOES, THOUGH.

He started throwing poisonous potatoes at me, and I ran away, and eventually found a good place to live.

Gold from Herobrine

Herobrine left me some gold!

"My Friend TacoMan"

Not necessarily related to Dr. Chibawk, but I found this book in a desert temple:


My Friend TacoMan by Happyguy

My friend TacoMan lives in a desert temple! I met him when I was exploring!

Inside the temple, there was a lever with a sign by it that said "Don't flip this lever!"

I thought, "That's obviously a trick, so that people won't find the secret entrance to some diamonds or something!"

So I flipped it.

Some netherrack appeared, with a sign that said "Light the netherrack to complete the ritual."

A ritual! Cool!

So I lit the netherrack, and TacoMan appeared!

He ran toward me, swinging a sword, so I ran and hid, and started writing this.

But I'm sure he'll be my best friend when I explain that I wouldn't steal his diamonds!

Pizza Spleef

Minecade's Pizza Spleef #3 wasn't working, and everyone was fighting. Obviously Dr. Chibawk's fault.

Cyclemen

I was in my house today, when suddenly several green-eyed endermen teleported in. One of them dropped a book, and they proceeded to take everything in my house. The book, titled Earth Day! and written by Dr. Chibawk, said:

To celebrate Earth Day, I have sent my cyclemen to recycle your house.

As I finished reading, a cycleman grabbed the last block, and the rest of them killed me. When I respawned, they were gone.

More Eggs

Found some more eggs. Didn't collect them.